Intoducing Camille Toe.

And so was born Camille Toe (all kudos to Twanky for that one!) This is her first email to Williams. Long may it continue.

Hello Williams

I am replying to your message on the dating site.

My profile doesn't really say a lot about me so I shall tell you more now.

My name is Camille and I am 44. I am widowed, have no children and live in England in a small village called Cockin near the River Mianus,  or Cockin-Mianus as most people call it. I have my own business and live a comfortable life here. My life has been filled with untold tragedy but my faith keeps me strong.

I am looking to meet a nice genuine man who can love me and take care of me.

Could that be you Williams?

Best wishes

Camille x